I just purchased a nice plot of sand in middle of the desert. It has a camel and Its paradise. Can't wait to stay here and retire. Stay tuned for pics.
I know a good sand castle broker. Because, you know, a man's home is his sand castle. I would recommend an adjustable rate mortgage, since you'll be refinancing as soon as you leave for "somewhere" at "some time."
Thanks for leaving the garage for us during hurricane season.
Don't worry, Kitty and I are defending your title as Mr. Gainesville. Seriously, Mr. Gainesville. Stop denying the truth.
While you're looking for camels, we have two otters in our canal. They were frolicking on the other side of the bank - very friendly. We're not sure if they're male and female - or two gay otters. We have a don't ask don't tell otter policy here in Coral Springs!Great to hear from you! Keep up the good work! Mrs. C.
I've been looking for some kid who goes around calling himself Mr. Gainesville. That better not be you, GatorLT, because when I find this guy I'm going to show him what two guns and a sixpack can do to a punk!
HELLO! Steverino, how goes it? It's lonely slicing golfballs into houses without someone to laugh with me. How depressing. THe good thing is that you have four million square miles of god-forsaken sand to slice golfballs into without worrying about hitting a damn thing...except something you wouldn't mind hitting. CAMELS...Rock and roll man...
Hi Steve! I'm enjoying your exploits. I have a friend who is at Camp Anaconda right now and he told me an amusing tale related to firing ranges, sand dunes, and camels. It was exciting. Stay safe.
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I know a good sand castle broker. Because, you know, a man's home is his sand castle. I would recommend an adjustable rate mortgage, since you'll be refinancing as soon as you leave for "somewhere" at "some time."
Thanks for leaving the garage for us during hurricane season.
Don't worry, Kitty and I are defending your title as Mr. Gainesville. Seriously, Mr. Gainesville. Stop denying the truth.
Maybe you will become the next "Sand Baron"--Watch out Donald Trump!
I hear you are pumping iron. Are you going to defend your Mr. Gainesville title when you return?
Seriously, it is so good to hear you are doing well. Keep up the good fight. You are our American Hero.
While you're looking for camels, we have two otters in our canal. They were frolicking on the other side of the bank - very friendly. We're not sure if they're male and female - or two gay otters. We have a don't ask don't tell otter policy here in Coral Springs!Great to hear from you! Keep up the good work! Mrs. C.
I've been looking for some kid who goes around calling himself Mr. Gainesville. That better not be you, GatorLT, because when I find this guy I'm going to show him what two guns and a sixpack can do to a punk!
Grrr, grrr
-The REAL Mr.Gainesville
HELLO!
Steverino, how goes it? It's lonely slicing golfballs into houses without someone to laugh with me. How depressing. THe good thing is that you have four million square miles of god-forsaken sand to slice golfballs into without worrying about hitting a damn thing...except something you wouldn't mind hitting. CAMELS...Rock and roll man...
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Hi Steve! I'm enjoying your exploits. I have a friend who is at Camp Anaconda right now and he told me an amusing tale related to firing ranges, sand dunes, and camels. It was exciting. Stay safe.
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